I was on the phone with an old friend. He’s in the military but we haven’t spoken in a year or so between us both being busy and such. He was telling me about life in the army and jokingly slipped the phrase “no homo” into his story.

I suddenly yelled into the phone “GIVE ME BACK THAT HOMO, YOU JERK!”

I startled a military guy. But he gave me my homo in the end.

Peppalina always gets her homo in the end.