Jeff: What if a ghost took the pen?
Abed: Let him finish.
Jeff: I am finished… Why not just a ghost took the pen?
Troy: Okay, I’ve been saying that for hours.
Jeff: And we should’ve been listening to Troy from the beginning. Guys, look into your hearts and answer this question honestly. What’s more likely: that someone in this group doesn’t belong in this group? Or, ghosts? If we had to choose between turning on each other or pinning it on some specter with unfinished pen-related business, I’m sorry but my money’s on ghost.

Troy…why are you doing our politically conservative high school’s shamefully outdated fight rap? 

Once upon a time there was a big spaceship and aliens and mercenaries and war and betrayal and romance and karate and credits. The end.