Posts tagged: the avengers
Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.
And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.
this is perfect.
THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.
Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.
Okay, I’m done.
This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair.
The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.
I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR
This is stupidly hot.
Natasha Romanoff, the Black Widow.
What does shwarma taste like?
And since I’ve already seen it I decided to spend the entirety of the movie counting the number of butt shots
At the end I came up with 42, give or take a butt
The movie is 143 minutes long
That is roughly 1/3 bpm (butts per minute)
The award for most buttshots goes to Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson a close second (I don’t have exact numbers this is a guesstimate)
I’m not sure if the butt shots of Chris were intentional, or if his badonk just couldn’t be contained
This is the only Avengers review that matters.
I feel as though it should be our mission to make this 9gag post an accepted headcanon.
Decided to play with the parallel between Scar from Lion King, and Loki. Because when you think about it, they’re very similar. All they want to do is rule the world and look good while they do it.
Nick Fury vs. Cobra Bubbles: (x)
Phil Coulson vs. Zazu from Lion King: (x)
Black Widow vs. Megara from Hercules: (x)
Maria Hill vs. Mulan: (x)
Hawkeye vs. Robin Hood: (x)
Iron Man vs. Emperor Kuzco: (x)
Captain America vs. John Smith: (x)
Thor vs. Hercules: (x)
Hulk vs. Beast photoset: (x)