Bethany. 24. Bi. Married. Alaska resident.
Likes: Dinosaurs. language(s). linguistics. history. maps. space. science. lgbt folk. science fiction. fantasy. books. movies. literature. and Dinosaurs.
Dislikes: mean people. head colds. ignorance.
And since I’ve already seen it I decided to spend the entirety of the movie counting the number of butt shots
At the end I came up with 42, give or take a butt
The movie is 143 minutes long
That is roughly 1/3 bpm (butts per minute)
The award for most buttshots goes to Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson a close second (I don’t have exact numbers this is a guesstimate)
I’m not sure if the butt shots of Chris were intentional, or if his badonk just couldn’t be contained
This is the only Avengers review that matters.